theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD


magnacarterholygrail:

roidelions:

glovesinthesummertime:

thisiselliz:

Happy Black History Month!

I was waiting for this lol 

I’m black y’all

me every time someone says “tell me a little about yourself”

I had the weirdest dream about my friend/bae and now I don’t know how to feel bruh lol

lumos5001:

queenmogar:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

my first day substitute teaching one of the teachers mistook me for a middle schooler and told me to, “get back to class”

i was 22 at the time…

(Source: yasmastah)

all hail the pretty brown women out there, may your skin glisten in the sun & make every man weak in the knees.

(Source: dickprintbandit)


mydearcucumberbatch:

Oh my god

(Source: just-an-angel-with-a-shotgun)